MAD DOGS RULE AMERICA

Qualifications for joining political rabies of state. Infection is contageous.

Political elephantisis is the load stone of pseudo intellectual rot gut. One must fill the following resume. If previous syphilus had occured, do not apply. If an individual has been refused employment in the following capabilities he will make the grade of political whoredom.

Cab driver

Car washer

Rug beater

Purse snatcher

Shoving insurance

Bag man for lawyers

Pimping on fellow workers

Robbing  parking meters

Sheriffs deputy

Police officer

Dumpster diver

Pumping gas

Bank robbery

police informer

Junk yard guard guard

Rape

Burglary

Glue sniffing

Religious psychotics

Intellectual banditry

Child snatching

Armed robbery

Used car dealer

Drug running

Drunkardness

Child abandoner

Snatching pocketbooks

Stacking ballot boxes

Phobia of soap and water

Public nuisence

Fireman

 

P.S. if one becomes a political hack, then that dog becomes a low-down dirty bastard.

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